Video of song below 🙂
Eye Like Punny Songs
[C]Eye like [G]punny jokes and silly [C7]rhymes,
And [F]poems that make you laugh and think about[C7] life.
[C]Eye like [G]funny songs that carry ewe along and [F]right some of the wrongs and make you wanna [C7]smile.
[F]To start us off we got a [C7]husband on a scale.
He’s [Dm]sucking in his gut and [Am]peering with [C7]wonder.
[F]His wife says to him, “Honey, [C7]that ain’t gonna help.”
He [Dm]responds, “Yeah, but now, I can [Am] see the [C7]numbers.”
[F]A Sunday School teacher asked her class, [C7]“What did Jesus do? After being in a tomb?”
[Dm]She hinted, “It starts with the letter “R.”
[F]And with a lot of excitement, a girl [Am]yells,”Hey, I know… he (R)ecycled!”[C7]
[Dm]Did you ever ask yourself why koalas aren’t bears?
[C7]The answer is because they aren’t [Am] koala-fied.
[Dm]Have you ever wondered why It’s called pair-a-noia?
[C7]Because one-annoy-ya just [Am]isn’t enough!
[Dm]I sat up all night asking where the sun could be
[C7]Then, lo’ and behold, it [Am]*dawned* on me.
[Dm]And did you know you can tune ‘neath a piano lid
[C7]But you can never ever ever tune a tuna fish!
2016 copyright Kim Noble